$BALZ

Walz has hair like a ballsack, but these $Balz won’t drop

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HOW TO BUY

1. Create A Wallet

Download Phantom or your wallet of choice from the app store or Google Play for free. Desktop users, download the Google Chrome extension by going to Phantom.

2. GET SOME SOL

Have SOL in your wallet to switch to $BALZ. If you don’t have any SOL, you can buy directly on Phantom, transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your wallet.

3. GO TO RAYDIUM

Connect to Raydium. Go to Raydium in google chrome or on thePhantom app. Connect your wallet. Paste the $BALZ token address into Raydium, select $BALZ and confirm. When Phantom prompts you for a wallet signature, sign.

4. Buy $BALZ

Switch SOL for $BALZ. We have Zero taxes so you don’t need to worry about buying with a specific slippage, although you may

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Tokenomics

I’ve taken on billionaires before, but let’s be real—I’m an idiot. Hell, I’ve got hair that looks like a pair of balls. Trump? Please. He’s stuck in old-school politics, while I’m out here stacking $Balz—embracing the chaos. Debates? Yeah, I’ll probably lose, but I’m hoarding tokens, not votes. Sharing? That’s for suckers. In this game, it’s all about grabbing every coin and flipping the market upside down. Trump can talk all he wants, but I’m making moves. —$Balz is rolling in, no matter the cost.